The happy field plays.
The time of arriving was already very late, person but still quite a few, taking friend the girl friend is blind to turn, arrive at a target for archery of field, see the person rounding very intensively and shouting bravo a voice continuously and seeing write in a brand after forcing a passage through:"The each arrows is 10 dollars, each time six arrowses.Shoot to win six arrows prizes association of thought notebook, five arrows prize LCD TV, four arrows prize cellular phone."
The girl friend makes me also try, hence I take arrows to pull Gong, spirit sink pubic region, according to pointing out of teacher Lyu Bu, at 2:00 front line ……Shua Shua Shua, Shua Shua Shua ……connect deliver six arrowses, my sky, connect win four arrowses, happy that the girl friend leaves quite a few on my face lipstick to print.
I say to hurriedly accept award to go, the girl friend fart Dian fart Dian of go to, have never thought have never thought, girl friend quickly to accept award place foot a slippery, the forehead touches on the step, immediately blood if note.I say:"The pain of the baby?"The girl friend has never liked spirit ground to say:"Not pain can I cry!!!"
Is alas, early know so I don't shoot …
The text chapter 4042 mentally ill writes a letter/feet smelly joke the reason/house lizard talk great occasion of nation stanza with big crocodile
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:36 chapter word numbers:648
One day, a mentally ill is writing a letter, nurse MM asks:"You write a letter to who!"
The mentally ill answers:"Write to oneself!"
Nurse MM asks again:"All wrote what!"
The mentally ill answers:"Mental derangement, I again still confiscate me how can anyone know!"
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One day, chief arrive inside in the awkward squad check domestic affairs hygiene and smell a feet ozone while coming in.
Hence the chief asks:"How so smelly!Who don't wash feet?"
Many new soldiers:"All wash!"
Chief:"Wash?How so difficult smell?Are you how to washes?"
A says:"The hot water soaks!"
B says:"Cold water stimulates!"
Once C touch forehead and say very ashamedly:"I ……dry-clean."
The public joke isn't only
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A house lizard at one construction the workplace upper stream concuss, at the right moment had a big crocodile to far and far climb to come over at this time and prepared to want an one mouthful to eat up it.
Feeling urgently under, the small house lizard comes forward an embraced the leg of crocodile, loudly shout:Mother!
The big crocodile is one Leng, the immediately old tears maneuver:Son, stop going to work, half month thin become so, like rest on October 1(great occasion of nation stanza)!
The text chapter 4043 plastics chicken and iron rooster/multiply by to work member MM and traveller/three bastard's sons
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:37 chapter word numbers:4367
The good friend paid wages and made her pay,beats by dre pro, can she says what also not, hence I take off 1:"Iron rooster!"
"I if iron rooster, you were a plastics chicken."
I greatly delude:"How do this words speak?"
"I am iron rooster, sprinkled by rain to also nowise skin a flint some rust down, you this plastics chicken?Is impossible to drop point again from your body what."
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1.traveller:"young lady, put my baggage up!"
Multiply by to work member MM:"Sir, let .downMy a person cans not lift up, together good?"
Traveller:"are not you an angel?Does the angel still put not to go up?"
Multiply by to work member MM:"you are God to all put not to go up, can my angel put up?"
2.multiply by to work member MM:"How are you, drink a point what?"
The traveller is ashamed:"Do not drink, don't drink."
Multiply by to work a small voice of member MM to add:"Is free."
Traveller:"?Is free of!I want one cup orange juice, one cup cola, one cup coffee, also want ……"
The side says side from wrap in take out a bottle to say:"Infuse some bean milk for me again at in!I want to drink airplane ticket back!"
3.a traveller hold the dinner plate(connect a root the vegetables leaves didn't leave) eating cleanly to say:"Young lady, your mealses are very bad, absolutely is a dog food!"
4.traveller in Guangzhou like to ask:"does the young lady have milk tea?"
Traveller in Hainan likes to want "second son juice(coconut milk)".
The northern traveller asks:"have a white spirit?"
Kid:"Aunt!I want ice to arouse a Ling !"
Girl:"Yoghourt!"
Even have the person to make us thoroughly have no language:"Young lady there is swallows' nests?"
5.multiply by to work member MM:"Chicken rice and pork rice ask to want which kind, please?"
Traveller:"We 2 are a pig, he is a chicken!"
6.a 34-year-old British little girl formerly the cabin run to come over and seem at look for what, multiply by to work the member MM enthusiasm to come forward inquiry:"Hi, howareyou?"
Unexpectedly the little girl returns to body to go and uses Chinese language to loudly call a way:"The mother come quickly!There is seat here!"
7.multiply by to work long multiply by to work member MM to receive visitors and come up a foreign black with 1.
Multiply by a duty to grow small voice to work member MM to say towards multiplying by:"You see that foreigner can really black!"
After two seconds, that black turns head to say towards multiplying by working growing:" Your white!"
8.hair meal haven't waited to multiply by to work member MM to ask, a passenger then the Rang arrive:"tell the kitchen big kitchen, I don't eat pork, don't do pork for me!"
9.traveller:"young lady, this airplane how is like a toy?"
After death another traveller of traveller answers:"Does toy your house include?"
Ask a traveller to have no language.
10.service beverage, multiply by to work member MM to ask:"what do you drink a point?"
Passenger:"have milk?"
Multiply by to work member MM:"have."
Passenger:"have a yoghourt?"
Multiply by to work member MM:"……that only has to wait milk overdue."
11.multiply by to work the member MM seat in front to sit a black, full head small plait.Before taking off, 2 multiply by to work member MM to use the words discussion way in Shanghai:"this hair style have a liking for go to really dirty, affirmation didn't wash for a long time."
Unexpectedly that black friend answered with words in Shanghai:"please, well felling of the cost a lot!"
12.multiply by to work member MM:"how are you, we have the noodles of the rice Kobe beef meat of chicken, which kind do you want?"
Traveller:"I ……want rice."
13.traveller:"I want one cup cola."
Multiply by to work member MM to uncertainly ask:"are you a cola?"
Traveller:"be not!"
Multiply by to work member MM:"that you BE?"
Traveller:"I am a person, I want cola!"
14.when the some day receive visitors a Mr. Wei takes a boarding card to come over to ask me:"Young lady can spare box of open?I am a little bit cold to want to wear a clothes!"
15.traveller:"Young lady, you this airplane inside how so smelly?"
Stewardess:"Sir, because our airplanes are crossing an ozone layer ……"
The result is complained.
16.some day, fly in.
The safe member sees a traveller opening a cellular phone and walking over to seriously say right away:"Don't on the cellular phone**!"
17.the traveller ask:"Young lady, what model number is this Boeing?"
Answer:"Empty guest 320."
Traveller:"My asking you is what model number."
Answer:"320."
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