Check
Check.On the first, the teacher sees this classmate have never worn schools to take and ask why it doesn't wear.This classmate is great anger, Yue:My mama didn't die again,
Why to want to wear mourning?
2.One art the teacher have small reputation, there is bigger space on the some report reporting, and attach photograph, hence on the lesson from blow:"Most
Is near to there is always a classmate saying with me, teacher really good, you reported to still ascend photograph ……"one student:"Notice in a missing person column?"
From now on the art teacher refuses the classmate's last art lesson.
3.Language lesson, the teacher starts to call a deep slumber classmate answer problem, the classmate is in a daze what could not say as well.The teacher is helplessly
Say:"Your meeting can't ah?Can't also the Zhi is a !"The classmate:"Zhi."Teacher's sweat next.
4.The time test quickly during the days in the senior high school, one day last geography lesson, the teacher reported a place name in the top, let us at under
The noodles answers local the mineral of.After saying a lot of places, the teacher suddenly asked 1:"What does Chiang-Nan produce?"Whole class
Together the boy voice answers:"Chiang-Nan produces beauty!"
5.Junior high school, a living creature teacher speaks the ecoenvironment of African steppe, whole class no man attends lecture, hence Nu, Yue:"You
All see me!You don't see me, how can anyone know African Mountain cat is long what appearance!"
6.Is a few lessons in height up, the teacher asks me one brothers:"The calculus is an of great use academics, study calculus, our
Target BE?"That you was absenting without leave at that time, hence way without thinking and loudly:"There is no decayed tooth!"Whole class joke.
7.On the living creature lesson, the teacher says:"In fact the weasel is to don't eat a chicken, the scientist once does an experiment and once chased a
The chicken and a weasel close together, how did you guess on the second day?"The classmate interrupts a way:"Is the chicken pregnant?"
8.Gao San, several what teacher is an old too, love from blow, especially vexed person.Say on the lesson on the first:"I am in the city Bureau of Educations all very
BE valued of, they always ask me to study a problem together, is what car connects a car to send each time."I unintentionally ask:"Is three
Yao?"The result is forbidden for from now on a week up several what lesson.
9.Go to during the days in the senior high school, the English teacher(a 50 or so middle age women) disliked our a few boys not to attend lecture, hence lambaste:"
You think what?"I at that time Meng, didn't know as well how of said 1:"Miss you!"Inside silent long time in classroom
, Being just a pair of eyes of doubles scares is within sight I.The teacher is in a short while foolish, point at me to lambaste behind:"You are one smelly flow
Mang!"Yuan!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2903 miscellaneous talk:Network like spirit opium
From that time on was born Internet, as if"is suddenly like a night, the spring breeze comes, thousand trees ten thousand tree pears the flower blossom", and the netizen soars crazily by the power of"the fast thunder cannot compares with the Yan ear of eye ear thief bell".Although the Internet business of our country starts late,netizen's amount develops in recent years fast fierce, be second only to the position of the United States but the row international community"is old two", the network seems to have become people to live in a necessary contents.People are once getting in touch with a network, greatly having the felling to can not but carry on."The first doesn't get to the Internet,beats by dre solo, whole body uneasiness", network just as the opium is similar, erode our muscle bodies, fill up spiritual emptiness.
According to incompletely statistics, constitute our country in the middle of the netizen great majority of is those fall overboard for a game, chat of students and our these people who wander about unhurriedly in each forum to"loiter about".Probably the spare time is too many, getting to the Internet can beat hair boredom time?Probably studies, living the pressure is too big, can getting to the Internet avoid material life annoyance?Is probably living medium have many not equal to ideas, can getting to the Internet get solace?Probably there is also the reason of various each kind, just have no Luo's row just in the above-mentioned article.
Sometimes is just thinking, why did people's physical life condition have a very great exaltation a little bit before, but still have so many people fall overboard for a network at present?Because felt sick of reality social medium of Er worry my Zha and human feelings inhospitality, look for an utopia, one mind clean soil in the network this virtual world?But network this virtual world don't is a "Utopia", like is miscellaneous to talk.Although live here of also Be just an ID, at most is a reputation to like a thunderclap piercing the ear, have a little bit the cent of reputation and commonness, here also not people at first imagine of so, all is calm.This not, the rascal Yan "have no", it is said that is that the pressure is too big;Su the Xiao Xiao and tiny sour woman also rise to back an idea because of"think greatly of here too much and get hurt to harm too much".
The opium is imperialistic in those early years loot our country wealth, injured the drug of citizen's body, regardless reached officer's magnate or common common people, once being stained with that thing, from now on became addicted, became 1 kind of mind emptiness to consign.The one who resolve to quit opium, don't have astonishing perseverance can not.Historical wood Xu and Chang Hsueh-liangses then are great mans like this.
Network, also like the spirit opium, people when no longer addict and also need same perseverance.Explain at least the intelligence has been mature, can be correct to treat and keep noodles of the pressure is layer after layer of reality society.When I not in the network and miscellaneous talk up"mix", and the network has already seemed to be in my heart isn't so important, explain I already big Che big Wu, real mature.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2904 man to envy chemisette reason
The women can steep foolish in the fragrant public baths ascend an hour, listen to, order ascend smoke joss-stick, turn over to read the magazine solution lacking;But the man wants to lock wife outside the bathroom door and connects to properly lend to all have no, at most is the athletics version that sits on the toilet to see newspaper.
The man's depends mutual Ji Feng or give tit for tat expression friendship.But the woman's is like a sister meeting, each other supports.The time that is brokenhearted, elder brother's son at most advises 1:Brothers, why the need for a treetop mourns dead.Then beat to solve the curtain of sorrow to drag along you to drink for you for a day to faint a ground of dark, but the person, who usually first get drunk, is him, you not only want to pay for the number a not small wine fee, but also need to be responsible for to go home the huge monster luck of this more than 100 catties, if he has a wife probably you be from now on been included in dishonorable account by her;But the women then will become strong major league, the all agree Nu scolds the man who has no heart to have no lung, until that man once became a street rat.
While discommoding, the woman can weep aloud and hide into a man to look for a protection in the bosom, and a good to listen adjective makes the pear flower take rain;The man encountered big frustrate in the sky can bowl off a tooth as well and abruptly go toward depressed to swallow in belly, think a to inebriate to solve thousand sorrow still have to first the Dian quantity amount of Dian, a carelessly fall a"alcoholic" to scold.
General merchandise mansion livelong 6 Fs all sell chemisette to go together with a decoration, clothes, shoes, hat and scarf, arrive a necklace, ring and headdress again ……and the man change around also however is a few colors one and clothes with same style just, the tie is also unusual not arrive where go to, at most the brand is just different.Woman can the Dao drum is numerous beauties in pointing the jade of Xian Xian, while man's nail is slightly longs and then wills be laughed at sissy.
The woman sees snake, the scream is frightened to is to have the woman the flavor and faint off is that I see still pity, hold stick but sign is brave;The man meets snake, it is a timid as a mouse to escape, hurtle up that calls reckless, correct way of doing should with quiet make, observe condition of the enemy, analyze the category of snake first:Is poisonous not poisonous, whether belong to protection animal in the nation, then again consideration whether attack ……ten to one, he hasn't sought quasi- the best attack angle, that snake has been already waited for an opportunity but moves, hence the woman is in one side point out a point:Lo, another silly man was bitten by the snake!
Woman can with the Zheng"pin money", long very carefree foppery, go shopping, drink tea, but the man carry a duty-bound responsibility to the family, can work, work, again work.More extreme example BE, the woman marries one to have building the man who has a car that makes the cleverness have a luck, but man if married a rich old woman, the bad reputation of "have soft rice" don'ted want to get away from.
The woman is thin to is slender, fat call plump;The man is thin to call bamboo pole, fat call big;Woman says that the language is a frank amiability,
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