Climb again not like but, because of usually so ……the new pastor feel to isn't way like this.The Wu seeks a village master.Said this matter ……combine to suggest that the village master should improve road within village construction.So can't someone often fell down, the village master listenned to and roared with laughter.The new pastor isn't clear so, say:"You smile Shi Mo, village master's madam fell down three times this week"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3785 enactment password/cuckoldry suddenly realize
A female computer adviser is helping a man to set his computer:"You want to use what English the word is the password that logs on system?"
This man has intention to her embarrassed, hence tell her:"PENIS!"
Sees her not to deliver one language, direct input this word to be into a password, result the response of the computer BE:"PASSWORDREJECTED.NOTLONGENOUGH!"
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Wife:"I listen to an explorer of the South pole say, at South Pole most cold
Of place, none of anyones ability Zhang Kou talk, if Zhang Kou's words, have
Possibility of starving with cold."
Husband:", I understood!"
Wife:"Is understand what?"
Husband:"Why does the understand woman South Pole explore from the nonappearance."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the new cowboy Xue of chapter 3786 application for/Sam
There is application for secretary of large-scale company, come to 4 applicants.
Hence owner's the topic want them to answer.
Q:The woman has 2 mouths, each have what dissimilarity?
The first wanted to think, answer:1 is horizontal, 1 is straight.
The owner is very satisfied.
The second says:A hairiness, one has no hair.
The owner thinks being also right.
The third thinks being in a mess!Thoughted of at first of have already been all spoken finishing.
Have to hard bye:1 can talk, 1 can not talk.
The owner says:Good.
The fourth is getting more difficult, thought along while, really could not figured out to still have what dissimilarity.Finally get a brainwave, make reference to:One is what I use by myself, the another uses for president!!
The fourth got this work.
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There are a rightness of old husband and wife Sam and shell west, go to Las Vegas to go on holiday.Sam has been wanting a pair of real cowboys Xues very much, so when he discovers a pair of just on sale, he then doesn't hestitate ground to buy down and puts on it right away.He walks to return to hotel to go to very proud ofly, an enter door him to say to the wife:"You see me where different?"
The shell west tooks a look and says:"Have no!"
Sam says very excitedly:"Do not so, shell west, see a little bit more careful, notice I am in the body where different?"
The shell west tooks a look to say again:"Have no!"
Sam pretty much disappoints, he hurtles into a bathroom to take off one naked, wears that boot to come out, then asks:"What difference did you notice now?"This time the voice has a little son big.
The shell west raises head to say:"What difference, Sam?It still looks down in the mouth today of, it was also depressed yesterday, tomorrow also still looked down in the mouth!"
Sam is great anger ground of to roar a way:"You know it why next hang, shell west?Its pendency comes because it is appreciating my new boot!!"
"That you should buy an earpiece, Sam!You really should buy an earpiece,cheap beats by dre!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3787 to make ghost/divorce
The dark place of public cemetery stops a car.Keep night watch a police to feel weird, with the flashlight go toward inside the car on shining on, discover a rightness of young men and women just to tie up Mian in two feeling.Police:"Feed!You make what ghost!"
2 people of inception are very nervous, hurriedly tidy up headgear, sit upright chair at up.In this case, is still a girl calmer and steady, she regardless of shy medium of male friend, slightly drive window.
Girl:"Oh!Is police's uncle?Pain!"
Police:"Not is come to listen to you shout hard!I am to ask you Be making what ghost!"
Female should:"Have no what!In order to comfort the dead's soul, the only way is to make a new life!"
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At and a rightness of beautiful twin sisters one of thems, get married after a year, the husband goes to the court to appeal a divorce.When the judge asks him reason, he answers a way:"Because my wife's younger sister usually gets to my house to play, I often get mistake but make love with her."The judge says:"However, the two of them inside always has a different place!""To!This is exactly the reason that I want to divorce."
A spool of joke brocade gathers Chinese man of chapter 3788/knock down a Japanese doctrine
A foreign female scientist comes to China to investigate, China's one male scientist accompanies.Sit steamer for period, 2 people cohabit one reserved box.At the mid-night, the female scientist could not fall into sleep and flirt a male scientist.The male scientist's brain inside always thoughts of to is a Marxism-Leninism, hair Ze east thought, thought of to is care of the party, organize of development, thought of the parents' expectation, cuckoldry desire …….After female scientist knows what happened, the exclamation ground says:"Alas, the imagination of your Chinese man should enrich of 1:00 not abundant, not should abundant of but abnormality abundant, no wonder that you get not get Nobel prize?!"
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During the period of war against Japan, a teacher talks a stammer, at school begins of the first day, the teacher says:The classmates, open lesson originally Lesson 1, the teacher reads a , the classmates follow to read a , the teacher says:Knock down a day.Day.Day ……this imperialistic.The classmates follow to read and knock down a day.Day.Day.The teacher says:"Stop, pure classmates remember, the teacher can be with the day.Day.Day several times, the classmates can the day is once".
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3789 spoon joke/don't jilt
A man gets into a restaurant to combine drive the bellboy lead into dining table side;When he sits down drop to the ground a spoon lane, the bellboy stretches to import bag to take out another spoon to put on the table.
The man asks:"How will you thought of to put spoon in the pocket?"
The bellboy answers:We have a group of management advisers to come to observe us to work a circumstance and put forward to improve a project, they discover to have 31% guests will carelessly drop to the ground the spoon;If we take an on the body, will economical we walk to return to kitchen to take clean spoon of Gan of time.
"It is really a good idea."The man says.
Use up meal Hou, the man starts to pay the bill;When he pays the bill notice bellboy pants zipper to hang
The Zhao is a line, and discuss with bellboy.
The bellboy explains the function of this line why:"The advisers suggest that we use this line to improve our work efficiencies, they suggest if we hang Zhao a line in the zipper, in our convenience, needs to pull this line, however Hou ours" younger brother younger brother ＂ will come out, like this our hand can't be stained with dirty, can save to wash hands of time."
"Many ideas of sticks!"The man says.
The man pays Hou to turn round to leave a restaurant and discover this idea to have while being him to arrive doorway a little not in the right;He turns round to ask bellboy:Does "you how will yours" younger brother younger brother ＂ make crotch of trousers once?"The bellboy answers:"The other people aren't clear, but I am to return to with the spoon lane."
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When I just entered university to step on successful Ling, the leader of class is all very fierce to us.Remember when we take a shower on the first day that bathhouse completely has no box stall and in the center has three ponds for holding water.Is the first day for going in, so class
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